Stormcrow's Warnings

With just over a week to go before we as a nation, reach the climax of our political nooner (a what a grudge fuck it has been too). I feel the need to voice my concern over what, or rather who we are about to elect to office. I cannot stress enough the need to thoroughly investigate your options. not just examination of the voting records, but look also into what kind of people your candidates really are.

Are they hypocrites (knowing or unknowing), oath-breakers (not just liars, which is a given in a politician), cheats, murderers (yes I'm talking to you people in Massachusetts) or just plain stupid? Walk around the old gal, kick the tires and slam the doors, really look under the hood. Consider this; Would you be willing to share a lot-line with your proposed elected official? I find that most of the politicians from my state fail that simple test (Tea Party included).

If you find your candidates to be completely unpalatable, use your option to write in a candidate that you can stomach. Just remember that your local laws may restrict who you can write in. After the tremendous write-in success of Snoopy in '68 and '72 California passed a law forbidding the entry of fictional characters on write-in ballots. But you can vote for someone you think would do a good job, or at least someone unlikely to completely screw us over.

Me? I'm looking at voting for Cthulhu. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Ivan Chesnokov

Ladies and gentlemen (and blogwriters) allow me to introduce you to one of the most bat-shit crazy fixtures of /k/; Ivan Chesnokov. Ivan is the resident ruski (at least we think he's Russian (at least we think, he thinks he's Russian)) and a vocal supporter of all Russian firearms and their accoutrement. Presented below are the gleanings of my encounters with Ivan; those passages and parables that were just too good to let go. Enjoy.

Ivan really is kind of a purist.




Not a good winner, Ivan gloats about a recent conquest.




Ivan humbles those who think they are all that and a bag of brass.




Ivan offers his opinion on the FNH Five-seveN.




Ivan Explains all...



All passages copied directly from /k/ threads. Use at your leisure.

Enough Lulz to Overcome My Melancholy

By Hoðr's emo bangs, it's been a heavy week. All work and no play makes Rauðbjørn a dull boy. So here's a bunch of images to make you lol. I know I did. Be advised, while not NSFW, some images may include profanity.

This pic should set the tone for your visit today.

Yes, this is an AK-47 made entirely out of bacon.

Yarr, me hearties! We'll be a match for any mall ninjas we meet now! Arr!

I feel this is self explanitory.

It's a wonder no one wants to ban them. Oh wait....

See! See how effective they are!

Guns for little girls.

Guns for big girls.

Call of Duty was never like this, the recruiter lied to me!


Advice to live by.


Ah, American ingenuity. It allows you to take common houshold items and turn them into a flamethrower. I love this country!


Yeah! And Chuck Norris too!

Bond: Do you expect me to talk Goldfinger?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.


Yes, yes it would.

I'll just leave this here.


That is a very talented man.


A horror-action-musical for the entire family.

We can't stop here man! This is BAT country!

You know that's what would happen.


Yo Dawg. I heard you liked....

I know how you feel guys.


Yes! I've been waiting to see that for three years! HA!

True, too true.

What? That's what it is.


I showed you that one to show you this one.



I'm not usually a big fan of lolcats, but well...

I have no words.



I never did like those things. I guess fluffy doesn't either.


You know it's true.


This pic is like the thread it describes.

After sorting through the pics for this I realized that my humor is not of the "family friendly" variety. These pics represent prehaps 2% of my humor archive. The rest is all NSFW. Wonder what that says about me?